Write
up of Run 1034, 13 January 2003
From
a restaurant 2 km after the Hash Bridge
Hare: Captain Erik As remembered by Man called Horse
Attention Pussy Virus, the hare of next week's
Port run: by being absent this past Monday 13th January you avoided a
confrontation with the On-Sec who is eagerly - and correctly so - chasing
the hare of next week for a write up. As you all know, it is no longer the
hare of past week who has the responsibility to entertain the readers of The
Trooth.
Your guess is as good as mine. Why did I end up writing this piece? Me and
next week's hare sharing a common birth ground in the lands of the Vikings?
Called the same name by those outside of the Hash world? Because Pussy and
Horse are not necessarily that far from each other if you really think about
it. Oh well.
It was a birthday run, Captain Erik turned another year just a few days
before this Monday. You think he has passed 50 or 60? He just had a tough
life, enjoyed it all the way. As before he was cleverly helped by Over
Sexed, a master of setting runs in this particular area. Who will ever
forget the extremely wet and muddy run from what used to be a neighbouring
restaurant; nominated as Run of the Year. We always had interesting
on-on-on's from the combined restaurant and karaoke bar. Bimbo will no doubt
still remember when he used his pension savings to buy flowers for the
singing country girls, who simply would not let him go.
So with Captain setting the trail from his bike and Over Sexed doing the
running we were quickly introduced to this still vast and beautiful area
just behind all the major roads. Co-JM Flying Finn called the pack at 17.15
and from the parking lot behind the restaurant we trotted off down a dry
little path, turned left and danced over the cement bricks that so easily
sprain your ankles if you are not a ballet dancer, through thorns and
bushes, and the good running area was eventually laid out for us. Twin
Peakes and Ajarn Kee Maow tried their best to pass the small streams by
running around or jumping. Minus 10 was seen crawling and pushing himself
over the planks, Flying Finn skiing over two pieces of wood leaving only one
intact.
Excellent Hash area, twisting small dirt tracks through plantation and below
palm trees, good checks that kept the pack well together to the end. Our
other JM George the Jungle took charge in the absence of our beloved Grand
Master who is on temporary duty in the Lake Toba area somewhere south of
Aceh in Northern Sumatra. We welcomed back a group of people who have
enjoyed the some holiday time over Christmas and New Year. Frisky returned
from a camper tour in New Zealand, No Meat and Weed Eater claimed they have
been on a long recky since November.
Prick of the Week went to Twin Peakes, nominated by Lion King, for making it
difficult for other Harriettes to ever visit Ko Samui. Someone later
explained the four miracles of women, if related to Ko Samui I am not sure.
Warning: do not shoot the messenger but the miracles were quoted to go like
this: getting wet without taking a shower, bleeding without getting hurt,
giving milk without eating grass and making boneless flesh hard. Otherwise
Minus 10 joked his way through the RA session, warning that he was easily
upset because of being off the smoke for many weeks. And so another Monday
passed without much more than a perfect run, loads of beer and for some
maybe a heavy Tuesday morning.
On Monday we had 23 Harriers, 10 Harriettes, 0 new boots and 4 visitors, total = 37. Returners included KC "Boob-a-lube" Marshment, Ian Jones, Pitak, Lem "Good Ole Boyo" Morgan, Vinai "Oversexed" Seesar, Neil "Weedeater" Biggadike and Lynda "No Meat" Sharp. PRICK OF THE WEEK – TWIN PEAKS FOR SETTING STANDARDS TOO HIGH FOR WOMEN!
