REHASH
WRITE UP FOR RUN NO. 1035
20
JANUARY 2003
HARE: PUSSY VIRUS
SCRIBE:
GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE
Your scribe arrived at the Klong Toey pier already knackered from having run all the way from the Port Sanitary Section only to be confronted by the hilarity and toothless grin of the ferry ticket seller who took great delight in pointing out the last of a group of overweight elderly farang gentlemen disembarking from the long tail on the opposite side of the river, presumptuously assuming that I must be associated with them. Nimbly I leapt into a small boat about to depart and, as luck would have it, it turned out to be a live hare affair, so the pack was still awaiting for the OnOn from Acting GM Flying Finn as my canoe pulled into the bank. Streak of piss, Pussy Virus, had apparently legged it some minutes earlier. Finn charitably gave him several minutes more than he requested and then we were off.
The A to B run stuck mainly to familiar territory amongst Prapadaeng's coconut groves, concrete walkways and roads. Those checks that there were fairly easily solved due the pack's knowledge of the area, which made it quite a fast run, and most of the pack was back at the B point within 45 minutes. It was actually a very pleasant change to have a fast run in familiar surroundings, although it wouldn't do every week, and every one seemed genuinely happy with the run for a change. The Prapadaeng concrete walkways are quite OK in the dry season but in are a different matter when it rains.
Kim Chaubert proved that she is more than just a pretty pair of legs by showing up with some extremely morish appetisers to wrap in kanaa leaves. The circle was officiated at with great aplomb by the other Acting GM, George of the Jungle. Before calling in the returners etc, he awarded a down down to Frisky Christy for negligence in her duties as Hash Haberdash and refusing to sell a hash shirt to a visitor, Shagmore, a cousin of Shagless, over from London thereby subjecting her to the risk of a down down for not wearing hash kit.
Trying his
best to follow the very hard act of reigning RA Minus 10, RA's Ass Ajarn
Khee Maow filled in for the absent Bo. Fortunately his
performance was much enhanced by his de facto silencing of the
Hash Heckler. Uncle Sam (aka Pedaphile) got a down down for ignoring
Nonstop's girlish yelps of pain when she discovered the hard way that
there is a reason why people wear socks with jogging shoes. Nit had
a down down for "comparative shopping for silicon implants"
apparently for looking up Katoey Kickboxer's shorts to see if he had a
silicon section inserted into his penis. Under the guidance of the
expert crowd manipulater, AKM, Prick of the Week was awarded
to Shagmore. But to the great shame of BMH3 it soon transpired that
the POTW equipment was for some reason being withheld.
In addition the "little boy pissing" mug, acquired at
great expense and personal risk by George of the Jungle from a
Paris sex shop was missing. Ass Hash Piss Daeng was brought into
the circle to account for these irregularities but couldn't and was
forthwith awarded a down down. The OnOnOn was held at Baan Lao
Restaurant in Sukhumvit Soi 36.
RUN
STATS
On Monday
we had 25 Harriers, 13 Harriettes, 0 new boots and 3 visitors, total = 41.
Returners included Heath "He Man" Norris, Tom "Pussy
Virus" Ellefsen, Rod "The Bug" Turner, Paul "Kick Boxer
Katoey" Loke, Kim Chaubert, Paul "Dr. Death" Dillman, Helene
Dillman, and Andy Grob.
