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Run No:- |
1054 |
Date:- 2 June 2003 |
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Location:- |
Khrua Tung Luang Restaurant by the Outer Ring Road |
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Hares:- |
AJARN KEEN MAEW & THE S&M MAN |
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Scribe:- |
BOOB A LUBE |
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Directed by Lion King to provide a write
up, first I must confess, I wrote this up in detail taking copious notes on
the trail and goings on…however, I tucked the notes in my running shorts,
got home forgot to take them off, took a shower, then realized they were
disintegrating in my shorts, tried to lay them out to dry on the window
ledge, wind blew the tattered wet fragments away, ran to the elevator, went
to street level, found them run over by a truck with tar on its
tires….that’s my story and I am sticking to it, besides, it is what you
get when you ask an out of town farang to do a
write up with no notice.
We met at the Bang Her Sum Restaurant
(ok I am not good in Thai language skills) about 200 meters north of the
Motorway and Outer Ring Road intersection. We were immediately pissed on by
the hash gods as we stood waiting for the hares.
Joylide entertained us for a while with her normal strip tease as she
shed skirt and heels for more traditional running attire (use the ladies
room at the office, why? when you can change in front of a pack of hashers).
Ian finally arrived looking like an Indiana Jones wannabe with a young boy
in tow instead of the classic heroine.
The hare proudly stood in the circle and proclaimed to all “I never use paper, the trial is well marked in flour and crayon (mostly black and blue)”…at which point water dumped from the sky and the hare exclaimed, well if you can’t see it maybe you can sniff it out! On we went, 11 checks in the first couple of kilometers causing the Inconsiderate FRBs to jostle past the more stable members of the pack numerous times in their eagerness to get to the piss.
Finally we found a long stretch of klong and with AlastaIr “Beefeater” and some other youthful ex Marine guy leading, we moved out smartly to try and find the on in. Longer and longer we went, finally off the Klong and down some dirt roads, then back on a Klong where Norriega took us across a rickety bridge off trail to a locked gate. Reversing direction, we finally ran down a dirt road, across the Klong, under the highway and on in. The hares, with Tim ‘Crash’ Daly’s assistance, moved the usual circle location from the hard packed high gravel lot, to the low muddy swampy lot by the standing water.
In true Thai tradition of respecting life, we had come to provide sustenance to the mosquito population. There were returners and departers, I remember only that the GM was hoping Buckleys would depart but sadly she said not yet. The hares were honored for the flour trail that had turned to nothingness and their crayon creativity. Prick of the Week – two stood out. Norriega’s cleavage both front and back, and Nid “The Sizzler” who had kidnapped Boob a Lube making him go to a Thai wedding (no not his) instead of running the men’s hash on Friday. Nid whining to Bob “Bullet” Boulter that she thought the GM was untouchable...was politely informed that this was the Monday and not the Wednesday Hash, (rumor has it she really is a blonde). Ononon was at the aforementioned restaurant where the hares put on an incredible display of the finest cuisine. Soon pissed hashers wandered into the night looking for their next beer…..and sadly for me, I return to Hawaii and back to the sedate goings on of the hashes in Paradise!
On On.
*****
On Monday 2 June we had 17 Harriers, 10 Harriettes, 1 new
boot and 0 visitors, total = 28. Returners
included Flying Finn Sorensen, Kieren "S&M Man" McCauliffe,
George of the Jungle Morgan, Paul "Katoey Kickboxer" Loke, Graeme
"Mini" Bristol and KC "Boob-a-loob" Marshment.
Welcome to the new boot Jonathan "Day Glow Flow" Sims.
