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Run No:- |
1074 |
Date:- 20 October 2003 |
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Location:- |
Unico Golf Course |
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Hare:- |
Brian 'Brain Health' Heath |
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Scribes:- |
1. Sizzler 2.Lenscap |
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WRITE UP NO. 1
When I arrived at the run...there was Brian Heath, The Senator, Capt.Eric etc.. I was so happy to see Capt.Eric...I thought he had moved out from his nest to his new love nest. But he denied this, he is still at his home sweet home..now u know what u hear in the hash, always based on untrue story!!! Khun Ooi (Brian Heath's better half) was busy arranging the food for the On On On. She even culculated the price per head...amazing lady.
At about 5.17 pm. everybody looked for the GM, but nowhere to be seen, because he wasn't there, as simple as that ......So Flying Finn had to open the run ceremony with his squeaky, low, high pitched voice. Then off we went, but not for long, after a minute of running, we couldn't find the trail. Surprise !!! The Senator found the trail, off we went again. The run was smooth, not much to the checks. As u know Flying Finn and Beefeater...for this great run with no checks ...they were just flying with their wings. It was a good run, even though a lot of the run was on the concrete patch. But for me, I think it's better than the mad mud.
At the circle Goerge of the Jungle did the GM job. The ritual went with visitors, returners. George asked the Sizzler where had she been, answer was she took a break from all the handsome Bangkok hashers...George complimented the Sizzler "Paak Waan" meaning sweet talk. RA Bo Minus 10 down down quite a few hashers, but I cannot recall the reason, neither can Bullet nor Flying Finn. We all forgot who was the prick of the week and this is a bad sign that we all get into the stage of Altzheimer's crisis Please god help us all.
On on on was extremely fantastic...Khun Ooi did a very
good job on pre-ordering the food. Everybody was eating like nobody's
business. They were attacking the food like Cave men attacking a bull. Well
done....Brian Heath.
On On, The Sizzler (requested by Lion King to do the write up)
WRITE UP NO. 2
A pack of just over 20 gathered in the car park of Unico Golf Course, having managed to escape the security and inconveniences of Apec. Thanks to PM Toxin, the weather was fine as he had decreed that there would be no rain for the Royal Barge procession that was on at the same time. Sadly, despite Brain Health's invitation in the Bangkok Post, no visiting Heads of State attended our run. However Apec was ably represented by 'Gobbler' who was able to get away from her duties as official Apec photocopier and stapler to join us. She even promised to send us a photocopy of her backside taken on the official Apec photocopier as a memento.
The run was a good one using the perimeter of the golf course, klong paths, and traffic free sois. Checks were not too difficult, which meant fairly constant running for most of us. And the timing was spot on with most runners getting back to the beer within a few minutes of each other as darkness fell around 6.15. Except for George of the Jungle and Ann who were late starters again!
In the absence of Love Canal, JM George called the circle. Down downs for the hares, returners etc. and visiting Hashers, Gobbler, Teresa, and Blueballs. Prick of the week drew a mediocre field with Blueballs taking out the honour. Sadly he was not able to don the appendage as Deng was not here and she has it for safekeeping. Thanks to Tim Daly for doing the beer.
The On On On was at a 'virgin' restaurant just across the road. Great food, plenty of cold beer (in frosted glasses!) a few songs and productive discussions on breasts and viagra. Another great evening with the Monday Hash.
Thanks Brian and Captain. On On, 'Lenscap'
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On Monday 20 October we had 15 Harriers, 6 Harriettes, 0 new
boots and 3 visitors, total = 24. Returners
included Khun Nid, Paul "Katoey Kickboxer" Loke, Khun May, Brian
"Brain Health" Heath, and Clyde "Adorable Blue Balls"
Albrecht. Congratulation to
Katoey Kickboxer on completing 100 runs with BMH3.
