Run No:-
1096
Date:- 22 March 2004
Location:-
Wat Yai
Hare:-
Lynda "No meat" Sharp
Scribe:-
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‘Fraid this is absent this week but from what some recall No Meat and Weedeater had just set off laying the trail when the assembled pack was instructed to leave in stentorian form by ‘Bywater’.The well used area between Wat Yai and Wat Sing Thong must be increasingly difficult for hare management but this run was a well thought out and executed trail over familiar territory and much remaining paper. In other words we could not outguess the hares, who were after all not that far in front. Vertically un-challenged hashers like ‘Tastes Great’, ‘Faizal’ and others found the going heavy and painful under the swinging unripened mangoes. These delicious fruits always seemed to hang in matched pairs, rather like a goat’s testicles. But as you probably know, mangoes hurt, goat’s testicles don’t – that is unless you give them a thwack with two bricks!! It was good to see ‘Buckleys’ back with her significant man ‘Ed’. ‘Buckleys’ had not a problem with the dangling fruits, but Ed’s head did. There were a couple of bridges which took some delicate manoeuvring which was beyond the skills of ‘Twin Peaks’ who took a roundabout route and ended up seeing the frb’s coming toward her. ‘Minus Ten’ has a similar phobia for delicately balanced water crossings. The only way he can handle them, is on his stomach in the crawl fashion.
The majority of the pack were back in within the hour, with the frbs back in around 50”. The circle was almost up to the POTW stage when ‘Pussy Virus’ came strolling in with escort on arm, having, I assume, strolled around the trail. The RA ‘Hash Hash’, took this interruption well in his stride, doled out down downs to Pussy Virus and his pussy and carried on with his impeccable work much of which was related to the Hash Ball. (Pussy Virus later told me confidentially that he wanted to tell her that he loved her, but couldn’t because she was sitting on his face… sorry about that one – ed). Ageing hippies from the Ball were called in ‘Tastes Great’ ‘Weedeater’ ‘Hash Hash’ himself and ‘No Good Boyo’ (see pictures above). Bimbo’ got POTW for persistently selling magazines.
Thanks hares.
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On Monday 22 March 34 hashers turned up including returners Buckleys, Faizel, Bimbo and Ed Rubesch. Two visitors. Ed from Tokyo (Buckleys significant other) and Choriozo from Saigon.