Bangkok Monday Hash House Harriers
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Run:- 1229. Date:- 9 October 2006.
Location:- Wat Sing Tong.
Hares:- Friskie Christie and Sunee
Scribe:- AnonM: Honey, how are you this morning?
F: I’m very fit and fresh like a morning rose.
M: I don’t understand why a nice girl like you have joined the Monday Hash which does not have so good reputation.
F: That’s not true dear, the Monday Hash is the most noble and the best Hash Club in Thailand. Everyone is so nice especially the Thais.
M: But I hear that most men running on Monday always flirt around and they stare at the girls with bad minds especially Noreiga, Genghis and C’pt Erik.
F: That’s not true honey, they all are real gentlemen eventhough they are experts in pubs and a-go-go bars nightlife.
M: How was your run?
F: Excellent. The two hares really put a lot of efforts into the run and the best foods at the on-on-on were sponsored by them too.
M: Two women hares laying the trails together for many hours so this could develop their relationships into something called les……..?
F: You have very dirty mind. All women come to the run to exercise, enjoy the clean air, good companions, the nature and true friendship.
M: How could you run yesterday? It was raining heavily and it must be very dirty and muddy.
F: We hashers are not afraid of anything. Throughout the run, there were lightnings, floods, monitored lizards, snakes, dogs, heavy rains, etc. but 25 of us managed to run happily and everyone enjoyed the run.
M: I hear that there are several couples, husbands and wives both run together.
F: Yes, Neil & Linda. Bog & wife, Lion King & Steve, Bruce & Marie, Jumpstart & …. and soon our GM will end up with a Thai girl too.
M: Are you sure this is a running club and not a wedding club?
F: Trust me, this is a real drinking club with a running problem, nothing else.
M: I think it’s time for me to join your Monday Hash so that I can check it out whether everything you said is true. I also hear that there was a coups on Wednesday Hash that now they do not sell beer by the bottle anymore but they have followed Monday in collecting the money more upfront and you can drink as much as you like now.
F: Yes, there are a lot more people joining Wednesday now but I don’t know how long this will continue.
M: Are there pretty girls running on Wednesday too? I may join them instead of Monday.
F: Shut up and start doing the house-work now. You cannot join any hashes! If you do not finish the cleaning and washing works today, there will be no dinner for you!
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On Monday 9 October we had 19 Harriers, 10 Harriettes, 0 new boots and 3 visitors, total = 32. Returners included Narest "Nearest & Dearest" R., Vichai Cool and Piya.