Bangkok Monday Hash House Harriers
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Run:- 1263 Date:- 4 June 2007.
Location:- Sri Nakarin Klong Bridge
Hare:- Tom "Pussy Virus" Ellefsen
Scribe:-4x2A longtail boat was spotted moored on Klong Prawet Buri Rom and rumours that this was an A-B boat run were circulating. An athletic Pussy Virus was warming up, the longtail's engine was running. With AKM as co-hare, and in this area, it was looking like one of those concrete runs. We boarded the boat. Sugardaddy has now assumed the role of Grand Ass for all Bangkok hashes. He is now our stand in OnSec since Canal Rapee's computer has gone south to the great Skalectrix set in the sky. Sugardaddy was looking for a scribe, refusals all round of course.
1.6km later (according to those with GPS) we arrived at a large mosque. Hashers waited under the entrance sala looking at the Moslems girls studying Koran in the school. "Keep the noise down, they are studying" the hare told us before leaving with his co hare, giving us a five minute lead. Never mind the noise, it was the semi naked men that was the problem. Barbie and Bushman paraded their slim torsos in the mosque grounds while schoolgirls peeked out from behind their headscarves.
Then we were off, through the backstreets of Phra Khanong, along the klong paths and through the villages. The first km took us back to 150 metres from where we started then back into the side streets for a good 45 minute run. The hares arrived back five minutes before the front runners got in but were confused how they managed to follow them so quickly. It was not until it was pointed out that they did have a five minute lead that they managed to do the math.
A circle was called and the GM spent some time informing us all of a goofy Welshman who got worked over by his wife in Pattaya and left in the jungle to rot. RA Noriega spent a lot of time picking on Rabid Bitch who was running with BMH3 for the first time in four years. Rabid Bitch got the POTW after a fairly lengthy elimination process. He now gets to take it to Pattaya at the weekend.
The OnOnOn was at a Northern Thai restaurant on Srinakarin Road "Maan Muang". The last time BMH3 went there we were dumped and abandoned by Marc Lavoi who did not stay because of his daughter's birthday. Noriega ordered Khao Soi for himself and (awful) khan toke Northern sets for everyone else. Eager to ensure that this would not happen again, AKM assigned Ooy to take care of the food, which this time was just fine. OnOn.
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On Monday 4 June we had 20 Harriers, 8 Harriettes, 0 new boots and 0 visitors, total = 28. Welcome back to returners Chris "Bushman" Schulz, Clive "Rabid Bitch" Bryan, Mike "Sugar Daddy" Burgess, and Alastair "Beefeater" Atkinson.