Fellow Hashers, Ladies and Gentlemen,
A well set run by all accounts-45 mins give or take 10 mins for everyone.
Well done Sugar Daddy!
Confusion: a case of mistaken identity from just one quip – where you
"involved in setting this one" to the GGM caught Lurch the first of many
Down Downs! How can anyone confuse Sugar Daddy with such a handsome GM!
Sunee was out there plodding along with her designer jeans and blue t-shirt.
The school girls (Christina the quiet one) must be lowering the average age
of the 30 runners by at least 10 years-bah, statistics who really cares
about age and figures around here.
What happened to our "Tickler" as he wasn't there for the Circle; the YMCA
man in that hard hat (steady girls). Left early – but quoted from the run
"Now I've lost my fronnt running position"- sniff, sniff.
I got "4x2" to admit to his streaking event at the Football world cup โ€“
does his family know? They do now.
The GM was chastised (look that one up girls!) for starting the circle one
minute late. As if time in Thailand is relative? Or relative? Heisenberg was
probably right!
Returning members up next for "The Bug and TSqueak".
And we had some visitors-someone that actually works in Bangalore; is there
any food there? A visitor to Bangkok!!! Welcome to paradise in Bangkok old
boy for "Duchess" and "good day mate" to the Perthian Aussie ArseHolyo
The Bug got another Down Down with Ajaarn Kee Mao for his "F*ck for Freedom"
speech. What about the "F*ck for Baht 1000" would be a more interesting
proposition!
New boots awarded to ArseHolyo for Meow (Virgin hasher; yeh,yeh,blah,blah).
The both got to drink out of the lovely new running shoes-congratulations on
the girlfriend mate!
Noriega got up and did his best as he was really down. Apparently, his BMW
700 series was stolen on the Siam Sunday run so he was using the backup
black/amber one. He got a great shirt: a man that lives in Bangkok, old
enough to be my grandfather, never married, lives above a gay bar, never
gets laid AND does not like Thai Women โ€“ he must be the "Wanker of the
Century" – he was preseented with the T-Shirt from ArseHolyo as proof!
Nominees for the Prick of the: Golden Shower (moi, sacra bleau), Jump Start
(*#**-my Thai language sucks) and the only real candidate ArseHolyo. You
guessed who got the prize!
Well, that's all folks,
On On
Lurch.
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On Monday 8 October we had 18 Harriers 10 Harriettes, 0
new boots and 5 visitor, total = 33. Welcome back to returners Steve
“Tastes Great” Furst, Rod “The Bug” Turner, and Martyn “Lurch” Sanderson.
