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Bangkok Monday Hash House Harriers
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Run:- 1285 Date:- 5 November 2007.
Location:- Soi Komate, Ratchapruek Road
Hare:- Todd "Spinning Dwarf" W.
Scribe:- Andrew "No No" M.The pack set off – earlier than usual – into a beautiful blue-sky autumn evening, with many of us clutching torches in anticipation of an early dusk. This was the first time that the Monday pack had run in this area, which turned out to be varied and interesting terrain.
Early on in the run, Beefeater was seen running against the pack clutching a young puppy, which he claimed, was lost. However, a quick poll (later in the circle) indicated that none of the girls had witnessed this allegedly altruistic behaviour, so he wasn’t going to score any Brownie points there. In any event, he failed to explain exactly how he knew where this wretched animal actually lived. Those of us who know him well merely assumed that – yet again – he was plumbing new depths of sexual depravity.
By virtue of several clever back-checks, the pack was kept together. At one point, however the pack was faced with a bamboo bridge of uncertain engineering provenance. It was pointed out that, only two people should cross at the same time (on the two halves of this bridge). However, Wet Dream 2 would have none of this and leaping aboard demolished the structure and caused. Lion King and No No to plunge - nearly to their deaths.
Quite how the rest of the pack managed to get across, we don’t know. (Actually we didn’t bloody well care: we just hoped like Hell that there wasn’t a back check to force us back over it again – and fortunately there wasn’t.)
Safely back in the circle the pack was enjoying cold beer and high quality nibbles. A few rugged individuals who had set off ½ an hour late, came in an hour after the rest of the pack, wimpishly claiming “ that the checks hadn’t been broken properly”.
Aw diddums !!Early on in the circle a ruthless Sir Bog Diver castigated Adorable Blue Balls (with a double down-down no less!) for menacing everyone with his deadly green - Star Wars style - death ray. Subsequently ABB amused himself by using it to try and sterilise most of the female members of the pack.
There were many candidates for Prick of the Week, and this was finally awarded to a hapless ex-Police Officer from Hawaii who amuses himself by teaching advanced Policing methods to the Afghans in Kabul. Quite why he was given POTW is something that my alcohol -saturated brain is quite incapable of remembering.
Later the pack had an enjoyable On-On-On at a nearby restaurant, with a good percentage of the pack attending. Good food and beer, at very reasonable (subsidised by the Hare) prices. All in all, a most enjoyable evening.
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On Monday 5 November we had 23 Harriers 9 Harriettes, 0 new boots and 5 visitors, total = 37. Welcome back to returners Clyde “Adorable Blue Balls” Albrecht, Vichai Cool, Narest “Nearest & Dearest” R., Martin “Carlos the Sex Tourist” Clifford, Chris “Bushmam” Schulz and Mike “Stiffy” Lauer.
