Run  998 6 May 2002 Run Hared by Sugar Daddy and as recalled by Love Canal

This time it was before the run that Todd “Spinning Dwarf” Wilkie, that bastion of Hash order, told me that as Hags wasn’t here I (GM for a day) should appoint someone to do the write up. Of course reality is different and even if someone says yes, whether or not the write-up materializes is in the lap of the God’s Oh maybe I should have appointed the RA. So forget me trying to recall the run I am just going to use last week’s write up and change it to suit the different fishponds

After the normal pre run super informative circle to pack set off in great haste Bruce Marks sprinting off down the nearest side road. Most of the pack was holding back though. Ha, just like last week’s write up exclaimed Bob “Bullet” Boulter. “This way. We always go this way “  WRONG. AGAIN  The real trail was to the left down a farm track., then to the left down a path of recently burned and flooded reeds. Many where holding back but again Bruce Marks was the brave one. Actually the water / mud was only 5 mm deep and posed no real problems. The next check was at the klong walkway and solved by? Could have been TQ. I was holding back trying to listen and watch for any down-down material   The trail then followed one a two banana strewn path to the left but Spinning Dwarf continued along the klong. Of course he was right but did miss Bullet running into a tree full, and I mean full, of ants.  Go Deep and Prosper? helped the now vociferous Bullet giving him a Thai “slap all over the body” massage.  Tha trail then went back to, yes the klong walkway. And somehow ended up on a road. Then we went round three sides of a fish pond , bastard, and back to the road.  

The next check was to the left in a rice paddy.  Checking was done in all directions. Bushman  shouted  Bruce isn’t that paper over there on the corner but Bushman was in thee middle of a field surrounded by water and couldn’t get there. Bimbo’s companion “Honey Pot”? from Chaing Mai found the trail that was craftily over another bridge. Arounfd the fish ponds we weaved. Through the banana trees. Fortunately no more ants. Knickerless was seen daintily jumping a small ditch although her style was more reminiscent of those Dutch pole jumpers.

More fish ponds and eventually we came out on a road where we could see the golf course maintenance shed in the distance.  We past the  the ON IN and that was it.  Good trails, dodging hanging bananas and avoiding Mango trees full of ants 

In the circle down downs went to Roberto for ??, Knickerless  for being glad to see George of the Jungle but not glad to see the POW return and sorry but many more I can’t remember being to busy trying to remember to give Col. Gadaffi one for not reciprocating and driving his brother Noriega to the run and to give the New Boot one and Roberto his third. Their sin well the new boot is an American with a Nash bridges type car and Roberto substituted as a Cheech Martin look-a-like, being Mexican you know.

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