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Bangkok Monday Hash House Harriers
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Run:- 1338 AGM Date:- 10 November 2008.
Location:- Ahun I Din Restaurant, Ratchapreuk Road
Hares:- JMs Tickler and Beefeater (in absentia)
Scribe:- Wishes to remain anonymous - for obvious reasons.My Diary - Monday, November 10th, 2008
Today was soooo typical of why I h8 school. We had a field trip and it totally sucked. I didn’t have my note signed by my parents, so the school secretary Mr. Dwarf had 2 call my parents and get their permission 4 me 2 go. And I could hear my mom while he was talking 2 her on the phone, and I could tell that she was still drunk from the night b4. Last night her friends came over 2 play euchre, and they were all drinking some foul whiskey or something. Mrs. Jumptart told me that it was good for u, so I took a sip and it made me gag. She’s so weird. She usually brings her camera over 2 euchre night, and she takes tons of pictures, but my mom says that she never sees any of the pictures. She thinks that Mrs. Jumptart doesn’t really know how the camera works.
My teacher Mr. Peacock said I could go on the trip even though Mr. Dwarf wasn’t quite sure if my mom actually said it was okay for me 2 go. I guess Mr. Peacock knows my mom because he said he had many conversations with her. He had a funny look on his face when he said it and it kinda weirded me out. Then Ian Slater started telling everyone that my mom had lots of boyfriends and that she was always drunk. I told him to shut up and that someone was going 2 kick his ass some day. He thinks he can get in2 my pants what a loser LOL.
We went 2 some park or zoo for the field trip. It was way out in BFE. I think it took us 3 hours 2 get there, and the bus driver wouldn’t even stop 2 let us pee. The zoo was soooo lame. All I saw were these chickens or ostriches or something, and a bunch of nasty dogs. The chickens were really big. You could ride them, but they just stood there. It was really boring. The dogs were soooo nasty. I saw one try 2 bite Eric Donut but he waved a towel or something at the dog and it became all nice and shit.
We had a tour guide named Mr. Tickler. He was sooooo weird. He had this big mustache, and he told us to stay on the path or we could get lost. Yeah right like we could get lost in this lame zoo. The path had arrows that you could follow so it would be IMPOSSIBLE to get lost. What a loser, but I guess it’s like his job or something 2 tell everyone these stupid safety rules. It was supposed 2 be a nature walk or something. During the walk, Maarten Bog was yelling at everyone 2 follow the path, like he was the tour guide or something. He and Tommy Sorensen are always telling everyone what 2 do. There’s this one kid, Simon, who’s gonna kick their ass some day. Everyone knows it.
After the nature walk ended, we went back 2 the visitors area for a lecture by the zookeeper. He said his name was Mr. Rapist or something. OMG! I swear that’s what he said. This guy was the biggest A-hole yet and he really creeped me out. I think he was drunk or wasted or something. He was walking around while he was talking and he couldn’t walk str8. Paweena and Diane told me that he hit on them after lunch. Kimmy Normal told me that she saw the guy in an ad for the zoo and now he thinks he’s some big time player or something . What a loser LOL.
During lunch, Bruce Weeks had a bottle of vodka or beer or something and a bunch of us took a sip. It was a big bottle so I drank a lot. There was this 8th grader Frank who was held back a year and he went on the field trip with us. He started hitting on me during lunch and I was like OMG I’m freaking out this isn’t happening. I got sick on the bus ride back 2 school. Mr. Peacock was all like “Are u alright my dear?” OMG he’s so clueless LOL!!
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On Monday 10 November (the AGM) we had 28 Harriers, 17 Harriettes, 0 new boots and 2 visitors, total = 47. Returners included Vinai “Oversexed” Seesar, Cap’n Erik Ravn, Tim “Crash” Daly, Tim “Joylide Wienands, Cris “Barbie” Lingle, Mike “Love Canal” Rust, Narest “Nearest & Dearest” Ratanapinanchai and Gwen “Snake” Western.
