BMH3 Run report

Run no:- 1460
Date:- 14 March 2011
Location:- Pattana Chonnabot Soi 3
Hare:- 4x2

We headed out past the outer ring road to Noah’s favourite run setting location. His driver dutifully pointing all the hash traffic down the side soi to a virgin restaurant. The run itself was less than virginal, but it was scenic and enjoyable as we toured through beautiful rice fields of verdant green. The FRBs arrived back slightly over an hour, the walkers followed shortly afterwards.

We gathered across from our new restaurant and waited until very dark when Pussy Virus finally called for a circle. We had a few visitors and they vied for POTW. Amazingly a German man dressed in such a way that might be appropriate in Germany beat out the older visiting lady. Full marks to the German winner for strapping on the penis as he probably does back in Germany and then drinking the POTW downdown just as it’s supposed to be done back in Germany.

Following the POTW fun or perhaps preceding it, there were some new namings announced. Clyde “ADD” Albrecht was renamed Clyde “Mr. Burns” Albrecht for his striking similarity to the crotchy owner of the Springfield Nuclear plant in the sitcom “The Simpsons”.

Ian “Ajaan Kii Men” Slater, never to be outdone, was renamed as Ian “Smithers” Slater. For those of you that have missed the previous 22 seasons of The Simpsons (Sugar Daddy, I’m talking to you) Smithers is Mr. Burns’, Mr. Montgomery Burns’ fawning assistant.

Both of these lucky newly named individuals surprisingly expressed umbrage, indignancy and plain outright denial at these new (and permanent) naming conventions.

Smithers was heard to utter, “he can’t do that”, “it’s not funny” “it’s an unmitigated steaming pile of shit is what it is”

Mr Burns then one-uped Smithers. He ejaculated “this is even less pleasant than the time I was prison block gang raped”.

Mr. Burns and Smithers then commiserated (that means to feel and express pity) together and agreed that this just sucked hard… soft wrinkly old man balls that smell like cheese and mustard hard.
Upon seeing the tears of butt hurtness, Pussy Virus then stepped in to act as the sensitive and caring GM that he is. He said, “Mr. Burns, Smithers, I understand your concerns and also understand that it takes big men to cry like school girls, but remember, it takes an even bigger man to laugh at other men crying like school girls”. And with that he laughed gustily.

We retired to the ononon and enjoyed lots of great food, lots of great fun and lots of not-so-great beer but we drank it and loved it anyway.

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