BMH3 Run report

Run 1490, 10 October 2011
Location: Krungthep Kreeta Pond
Hare: Maverick
Scribe: Lurch

The hashers assembled at several concrete bridges. It was hard to figure out which bridge went were. Hopefully, on the way back all hoped there would not be “a bridge too far”. Whinging Wino was spotted with an umbrella at the start - fortunately it was not required.

Setting off along the klong, the first check occurred at some 1.5 km into the run. This was one of the 4 (or 3) numerous checks throwing runners off the trail and spreading out the pack. Drunken Donut appeared bringing up the rear a full 10 minutes behind the FRB. He would remain in this commanding position until the ON IN - well done! Child Molester and Clan also turned up late as well but made up progress to reach the beer in good standing.

The run was around 6km with 2 ON-IN trails for the hashers - particularly Spinning Dwarf who claimed to missed “a couple of loops” etc….blah, blah… “early beer” ..blah, blah…

At the circle the couple of Frenchmen (including Drunken Donut) were seen whispering together about how lucky their team of amateurs beat the superior English side at the Rugby World Cup.

Tickler came in last with no excuses this time!

The GM Pussy Virus called the circle and awarding down downs:
• Adorable Blue Balls aka “Mr Burns” look-a-like was good form. His form of Canuck English was hard to understand…maybe he should revert to his mother tongue...French! Don’t mention the Rugby game again please!
• Dripper aka Sex Tourist sporting recent wounds on his sexy, hairless legs from a Bush Hash up north somewhere not to be mentioned.
• No No sporting the superb haircut that his Girl Friend had given him - hope he gets it finished off before next week!
• Bog Diver joined the down downs leaving his walking stick with a friend while he drank it down.
• The Senator explained that he had authorised free Wi-Fi to help the flooding victims up North of Thailand. When questioned could he ensure this would help the flood victims he replied, of course, because the flooding would not interrupt the Wi-Fi service. Eh?
• Spank Me, Ambrose, Mc Squirly Face, Faulty Towers to mention a few other stragglers were summoned.

4x2 held court for a while - his usual “diatribe” to the suffering masses….

Then for the Prick of the Week: Keeping it in the family- Child Molester performed unspeakable things. We have the pictures to prove it!

The final down down for Maverick (the hare). He had assured us due to the recent flooding; he had carefully selected the location with this fact in mind due to its higher elevation. He was reminded that he had used the same area several times in the dry season!

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