Bangkok Monday Hash House Harriers
Last updated: 1 July, 2015
Run: 1685 6 July 2015
Location: Bang Kruay Bridge
Hare: Jeffs 'Bugs' G
For Jeff’s Run on Monday, 6 July 2015, we had 13 Harriers, 4 Harriettes, 0 new boots & 4 visitors, total = 21.
The visitors were Goanna & Pulgger, Turd Burglar and Sunee. The Returners were Tui, Lynn “Makin’ Bacon”, Tom “Pussy Virus” and Jeff “Bugs” the hare. Congrats to Bugs on receiving his 100th run mug.
The Hashers arrived to the A Site after miraculously avoiding the usual heavy traffic in the area, every credit to the Hare and RA for organizing this, it is appreciated and future Hares please take note!
The Hashers assembled for the first circle under darkening a sky, it was going to rain!
The Hares brief was brief and all was well with the hashers, who proceeded to the paper located on the other side of a bridge over troubled waters.
The first check was solved quickly and was the only one Check that was not found by Pussy Virus, who arrived late, but made up for his lateness by being the FRB and much to Boob-A-Lubes approval, did not break any of the checks that he passed through at lightning speed.
Pussy Virus actually completed the trail fast enough to catch the hare re-laying paper on the last 1.5km of chalk marks that had been washed out by the Monsoon downpour.
Jump Start was leading the pack for the first 2km and suddenly faded from view. The mystery was solved when she was seen comparing notes on camouflage with Tickler and Boob-a-Loob and consequently she was probably on trail all the time.
A rare moment captured on camera when Jump Start broke cover and startled Boob-a-Lube.
As with all Hashes, the GM is held in high respect, and more photographic evidence was uncovered on Run #1685 with Pussy Virus and Dunkin facing away from the road in Thai Police VIP protocol as the GM ran past.
The Hash Horn was Noriaga who took on the responsibility with great enthusiasm. The horn was found to be a great help to the walkers who had to pass through the unbroken checks left by Pussy Virus and Boob-a-Lube
Hash Horn, although on the surface seeming like a trivial task, actually requires constant Horn adjustment as witnessed on trail today.
As with all good Hashes, there is a Beginning, a Middle and the before the End there is a Sting.
Angry Hornets on trail. On Back, On Back, Run away!!!
To most of the hashers, who did not get stung by the small illegitimate creatures, it was a mere inconvenience to re-route. To those poor Hashers that are now treating extremely painful physical injuries, let alone recovering from the psychological damage from certain Hashers offers to urinate on the wound areas, it is life changing.
Evidence of Hornet stings was abound as Dunkin proceeded to show his derrière to all.
Hashers who were interested and those who were not, all got to see the deux piqûres on rear end of a Frenchman who pissed passed underneath a hornets nest.
An amazing amount of varied terrain was packed into what can only be described as an excellent trail. Even the weather was varied, starting in an overcast sky, running through a torrential downpour to arrive back at the A Site for a pictorial Sunset with almost blue sky. Credit to the Hare for organizing varied weather during the hash, along with some credit to the RA’s who after all are ultimately responsible for weather.
A good 8km run was enjoyed by all and the Visitors from Oz particularly enjoyed running near water that was not infested with crocodiles.
The circle dealt with varying trivial sins, such as “being English”, having “bushy eyebrows” and “being European” along with a Down Down for Noriaga destroying Hash Property.
The Prick of the week was awarded to Goanny who was the female contingent of the two visitors from Oz.
Nibbles forgot the usual “Prick of the Week” equipment but hastily MacGyver’ed a new appendage for the Thai democratically elected award.
Social Drinking was called at the end of the circle and the On On On was announced by the Hares to be up a spiral stair case at the A Site restaurant.