Run: 1956, 7 December 2020
Location: Sukhumvit Soi 50, Imsuk Restaurant
Hare: Horny Viking

Stats: 13 Harriers, 5 Harriettes, 0 new boots and 1 visitor, total 19. Returners included Svend and Brenda, Jennifer “Late Cumming Ball Slapper”, Stephen “Cums in Spurts”, Bruce “Hash Hash” and Glenn “ThalidosKid”. The visitor was Kevin “Chicken Licker”.

Weather: Balmy Time/Distance: 1h 50mins, 12.5 Km ( FRB )

The Run

The week run was originally slated to be Hared by Horny Viking which is started at Soi Luea Suk (free) parking space, Sukhumvit 50 and A mixed pack of runners, walkers and drinkers gathered around as usual.

At 5:15 pm.sharp, the initial circle was set by the GM and the hare gave a couple of mis-directions and off we went.

As the Hash group went on out, Cod-piece took the lead and the pack was quickly split into Walkers and Runners.

A few km from the start, FRBs easily stormed into Waterford Sukhumvit 50 Condominium premises without any challenge by security.

At the T junction of Soi Sukhumvit 50 and Soi Roem Charoen, most mentally-challenged Hashers were being tested with a big check. The Hashers all fanned out in different directions trying to break the check before being on-called by Vee Chat ( inside knowledge?). The pack then easily cruised through to the Sukhumvit main road even though this area is very heavily concreted.

The Hash group then made themselves to the other side of the main road and headed toward Soi Thong Yu and sauntered along the sewage canal. Barking soi dogs and the sky of dusk doesn’t deter the intrepid hounds.

The FRBs then jogged to the People Park Community Mall on On Nut main road. The busy traffic and amount of afterwork pedestrians did not matter to the Hashers who venture on this main road in search of the marks to continue the trail. A few meters inside the Soi Onnut 13, the mark was spotted and On On was called by Cums-in-Spurts.

A check was found at the Soi On Nut 21/1, the GM decided to leave the FRBs to figure it out, while waiting for the walkers to catch up. With a complete darkness, the FRBs dashing in all directions at a check, On On called to a false trail (FT) so back again!

At this point the FRBs: Cod-piece, Checkless, Cums-in-Spurts and Thalidoskid overshot the turn left on the little alleyway, except for the GM who follow through up to Soi On Nut 17, Lane 12

After a few minutes, the walkers, led by Ball-slapper catch up with the runners who were still struggling at the check inside the Soi On Nut 12, lane 1. Minutes later Vee Chat called On On!

The Hare then played a bit of a dangerous game with the next part of the trail when the pack need to cross over Phra Khanong, canal infested with many komodo dragons, by banana sized plastic boats! All the hounds made it out alive and in one piece.

Upon arrival at the On In, Tickler was out there in a bright outfit with a festive light hanging around his neck while Chicken Licker was sitting leisurely and enjoying a round or two of well- chilled beers!

The circle

The circle started as usual, with an assessment of the trail... Very long trail, some said; not enough concrete , others shouted... all in all, another successful trail for the BMH3. The hare,Horny Viking, was evidently very happy with the bloody (long) trail he had laid and was given a deserved down down.

A sole visitor, Chicken Licker, dutifully was down down!

Then returnees were called in the circle. A big crowd gathered in the middle. Thalidoskid was out of the city (Hua Hin), while others didn’t have any valid excuse and were given a down down as usual.

Vee Chat was charged by Cod-piece for knowing too much of the trail as if she was the rabbit (co-hare) of the hare, Horny Viking.

Vee chat then was down again for being heroine saving some Hashers from imminent danger.

Prick of the week went to Chicken Licker, who managed to come to the Hash after the On Out, skip the run/walk and enjoy a couple round of ice cold beer!

At this point I can’t recall more details of the circle, but I can assure you it was amazing!!!!

The On On On

The pack then retired to the local Thai restaurant, Im-Suk, where they could wine and dine in a relaxing environment and feel totally at home in their sweaty Hash kit.

A million thanks to the hare Horny Viking for sponsoring a scrumptious supper and a fine Monday outing!