Run: 1964, 1 February 2021
Location: Eehla Na Chiang Mai, Bang Phlu
Hare: Spinning Dwarf

Well, all went well until the confusion at the MRT station getting the tokens. Those in the know, the concrete dwellers produced their own MRT card and went right thru the turnstile. Others confused what to do with the oversized black bingo chip. Then, others were befuddled why the casino chip had no name and logo on it and how can you know the value of it? Many needed the assistance of the security guards how to work it. For the ladies, it was selfie time! They must have high capacity SD cards in their phones and or unlimited gig plans.

Once on ground zero, it was time to start, thinking we all had an IQ higher than a golf ball to find paper trails in daylight; the pesky Hare had to butt in and remind us where to go at least two times. Then it was off we went, some getting lost. Then out of nowhere was Pussy Virus zig-zagging back and forth with a serious look of confidence like he knew where he was going. People are looking he must know something? Then the first check came conveniently located right in front of the smelliest garbage containers on this side of the hemisphere! So, bad of an odour flies and rodents would not go near it. From that point on KC Boob a Lube was last seen.

Throughout the evening sightings of Tickler were spotted but he quickly vanished. Moonlight was found straddling a tree log others used it for its intended purpose a bridge. Kevin no name encountered a single mother dog with a litter of puppies that all had to come sniff him as they have yet to meet their father. He did not get bitten this time. Etan also spent much time back and forth checking.

So, back to the circle, it was. KC Boob a Lube showed up last not, that it’s a race but he won’t admit he got lost. The elevated MRT probably blocked his GPS reception or a rubber band broke on one of his socks causing him to run in circles.

Then the highlight of the evening was the collection taken up for Whippet Cream to become a member and will be Hare for 15 Feb Run #1966 (and at least 10 more for the year) which will be taking place near a high-end restaurant. She did not stay for dinner; she’s saving up for her first Hare. Rumour has it she hit every 7 Eleven and checked all the trash bags outside for empty water bottles for side money.

Evening meal went well but then we suddenly discovered one of the dishwashers called out sick. His speciality was washing glasses. With him gone the restaurant sprung into action and decided to serve all beverages in large paper cups. Summary mosquito index was less the one bite per 15 minutes. No encounters with law enforcement, health officials, jealous husbands or wives, not even a Karen!

What does Karen mean? Karen is a pejorative slang term for an obnoxious, angry, entitled, and often a racist middle-aged white woman who uses her privilege to get her way or police other people's behaviours. As featured in memes, Karen is generally stereotyped as having a blonde bob haircut, asking to speak to retail and restaurant managers to voice complaints or make demands