Run 2009, 27 June 2022
Location: Chonburi M'way, Gustavia
Hare: The Senator

Good choice Senator. The Gardinia on the Chonburi expressway frontage road has lots of trail options. In the absence of Codpiece our GM, Checkless as JM took over. JM Grannies Tit’s having stood in as GM the week before. Tinker as Hash Cash Ass took over in Todd’s absence.

We had some lovely Harriette's, Malinee Nibbles, Tim Crash, Brenda splat, Yee Chat and a virgin visitor Turkish lady ‘Bijou’. Visitor was ‘Prick-in-a-box’ (or Pickle Puller). Nice to see No No looking very perky.

In this rainy season, looking to the sky, the weather looked favourable. But Splat went around asking everyone "is it going to rain" as she has just been to an expensive famous hairdresser and needed to decide whether to put her head in a plastic box, this seemed a preferable choice as there was a prick in there waiting! Very tempting as Sven had left her stranded in Bangkok. She seemed to have trouble with her smart phone as it kept ’popping up’ when she was in the toilet (her words!) The mind boggles at what she was doing with her phone.

Gringo gently took her to one side and calmed the phone down. Senator took the northern option of the Krungthep Kreeta klong paths KKKP. No not the Klu Klux Klan Poofters. Senator had said it would be 6.9Km with 9 checks but warned not to take the checks for granted as he had been devious.

Naturally this confused KC who decided he knows best and headed off on the southerly route expecting to go under the expressway. The rest of us followed the well marked trail. Senators warning did result in some unorthodox checking trying to break the devious checks. This did not stop Horney Viking doing his usual heads down, brain in neutral, just RUN, run where did not matter.

Eaten disappeared often climbing over walls and into swamps trying to think like Senator. Gringo thinking that it might go into the golf course. Checkless going through someone's back garden out onto the main road, turning back to stay with the pack. KC had caught up and went long checking and luck was with him. Eventually we returned, the pack reasonably together. Still no rain.

Tim Crash had made some wonderful dips of tomato and another of avocado stuff. Delicious! No No had found his way back and the rescue party that had been sent to his apartment to see if had gone home was called back. Which reminded us of another occasion when Tinker had thrown his toys out of the pram and took a taxi home when half way round a traditional square trail set by George of the Jungle. The search party was recalled when he finally remembered to call us to say where he was.

The circle was called at 19.05 and the ritual commenced. Returners, visitors and the virgin welcomed. Horney and KC were called in to see if they could touch their toes. There must be some reason why they refuse to carry chalk to break checks? Yes neither can bend down, getting old! In his defence KC said co-hares normally bend down for him!

Grannies Tits took over as apprentice RA. He called in Splat and Horney (as a lookalike Danish Sven) to chastise Sven for leaving Slap in Bangkok at the mercy of the weather and wet hair. Senator took over to show our RA apprentice how it should be done! Those with 4 jabs got a drink. POTW went to Prick in a box for being a visitor.

Checkless announced that next week’s run would not be the traditional 4thJuly US Independence day run as all the Yankeee Doooodle Hashers were not able to set a run. The Nong Khai OS run taking precedence. Virginia had gallantly tried but with the selected US hare bottling out there had not been enough notice to set a suitable run. The English stepped in and there would be a ‘not the 4th July’ shite run next week.

On On On into the Gardinia with super fusion Italian and Thai food.