Run 2042, 13 February 2023
Location: Onnut 37, Gung Pao
Hare: Auntie's Bitch

Arriving at the famous On Nut 37 run site we were confronted by the hare Bob ‘Aunties Bitch’ – Aaahg! Wearing the baggiest longest shorts you ever did see, even worse than Tinkers. The GM saved us from any more silliness by calling On ON – thank you!

The hare had told us to turn right and use the pedestrian crossing. Oops no. Boob-a-Loob, as usual desperate to be in front, headed to cross amongst the traffic but was beaten by Horny Viking and the rest of the FRB’s. The trail turned quickly left onto a double track klong and a check. Boob thought he knew best and scuttled off down the left hand klong path to be in front. But the trail took the right hand path and those who meekly follow Boob a Loob, who screws up the dedicated hard work of hares, amazingly turned back and stayed on paper. That was good luck for them as they were now back running on paper, with the pleasure of running with the Hash pack, and avoided that left hand path that goes on for at least 2Km before there is a bridge. We never saw Booby again.

The trail took us steadily south and west through sois and some klong paths. Svend as Hash Flash appearing out of no-where to take photos, and watching the FRB’s run around like scared chickens at the checks trying to find the trail, was able TWICE to calmly walk along and break the checks, Wow! At one check On Nut could be just seen in the distance. The smell of beer was just too much for Viking and Codpiece, they just ran away and headed home completely oblivious to any thought of running on paper; just like Boob a loob! The trail at this point took an interesting loop away from beer into tiny tight paths, a bit of shiggy, and along the river with Temples, Mosques and alleys. Lovely! The three of them, Viking, Codpiece and Boob had missed an excellent run.

It was good to see Sweetie after so long hiding in Cyprus. Klong Dump arrived late but caught up – semi naked. George of the Jungle had also been late but completed the run. Boobaloob eventually turned up from somewhere. Malinee did a fantastic job standing in for Khun A Hash piss while he was away at his father’s funeral. Hash individuals had made donations to help him which KC had coordinated. Mr Cheese visiting from Australia had brought along more of his lovely cheese to share. The circle was called and the Grand Master gave out a few drinks starting with Aunties Bitch for an excellent trail, then Father Joseph for breaking two checks at a casual walking speed; plus Viking and Codpiece for wimping out on the best one third of the trail.

The RA Boobaloob shocked and horrified the circle by standing in the middle virtually naked. Now a younger man, Klong Dump for example, dressed only in his shorts is acceptable to look at and we are sure the girls quite like it. BUT, an old, wrinkled skin-falling-festooned man in his 70’s with sweat soaked dangling shorts trying to fall off is not what we should see on public display. Please KC be more considerate please. The RA handed out multiple drinks for this and that, then our day-glow pink visitor ‘Ki Neow’ from Kenya was voted POTW for wearing shocking pink in public. On On On to a lovely meal and an excellent evening. Thank you Aunties Bitch.