Run:- 2052, 24 April 2023
Location:- Ratchawat, near Laem Tong Restaurant
Hare:- Tinker

Hashers started descending on the Royal Mile many hours before the great event. The Hare is Hash nobility so it's no surprise that he lives within a few km of the Grand Palace (I got lost in traffic but because I was wearing a Hash T shirt a policeman kindly told me where The Tinker could be found).

The start of the meander was so well marked that Boob-a-Lube decided he would ignore the actual A point and start the trail early. This gave Shaggy the opportunity to claim that he had turned up to the Walk before KC. To add further insult to injury, Georgia then showed BaL that she had run further to get to the Plod than he had. At the sight of such humiliation the Pack was expecting to see KC hang himself (Codpiece showed his true friendship by buying some rope) but we were left without entertainment in the end.

Gringo was spotted at the start and during the Circle however Scribe didn't see him throughout the Hike so it was unclear if he had actually done back-to-back Yomps or if he had more sense and hid in a restaurant whilst drinking beer.

Hash Flash was busy strutting his stuff as he photographed all and sundry, there were even photos of the Walkers pretending to Run (allegedly because the Scribe would never do such a thing ....). It wasn't clear why Hash Flash doesn't allow his wife to attend however Jump Start said it's probably because she is out running with KC's wife.

John and Noi had apparently messed up a recent Perth H3 check so badly that they had ended up in Bangkok and it wasn't clear when they would rectify this or if they'd return in time for the Perth H3 Circle. We also had a Special Ed teacher from Cairo who was Walking Like an Egyptian, which explains why she was the last one to return. The other visitor was Codpiece's young lady however that is because CP is too tight to pay for her to be a Member.

The actual Trespass was extremely well marked with all of the checks being broken by the time Mudguard walked through them. He even managed to shortcut a few times because he could see Shaggy in front of him being a FFWB (Fast Front Walking B**tard) and realigned the actual route to wherever Shaggy ended up. It was a very ziggy zaggy route with more twists and plot turns than your average Thai soap opera.

At the Circle Barbie and Pussy Virus did their concentration camp impressions (one was a well fed guard, the other the inmate - you decide which is which). The Circle was held in a secret location that we feared must be bugged. At least I think that was the reason that all charges and songs had to be whispered although Bullit was having none of that and tried to raise the roof with his singing.

The power behind the throne wasn't seen before, during or after the Exploration however she finally made an appearance when the troops were being fed. Tinker made a subtle ploy to be the next Hash Cash because he managed to have THB3,000 left over for beer after only collecting THB2,000.

Another great evening in the Land of Smiles

ONON