Run:- 2054, 8 May 2023
Location:- Sukhumvit Soi 74, Nachaleeti
Hare:- Slippery When Wet

I can only write up for the Hash I joined, but I heard there was another one on Sukhumvit Soi 74 for those that fell victim to the Hare’s instructions. For those of us that passed this test however, we got to a restaurant and spacious car park. A few Hashers dusted off their memories and recognised the location. The rest of us were just happy to not be at Onnut Soi 37 again.

The hare Slippery When Wet and co-hare Khlongdump (the latest power couple of the Hash) gave us a brief amongst which included "it’s not too long" and off we went. Meandering through sois and the mandatory khlongs, locals happy to see such young and fit souls in such old and decrepit bodies. Most checks were eventually solved thanks to keen beans Gringo and Turd Burglar. One check proved particularly difficult but with endurance and endeavour it was solved and onwards the Hashers Hashed.

On the supposed "not too long run" it began to get dark and the tipi-like arrows were harder to find. Luckily, the headlights of oncoming traffic lit up the streets for the multiple kilometre return. Some Hashers clocked about 10km but our eager beaver Turd Burglar decided to follow a local instead of the arrows and took an even lengthier return to the start point. Perhaps he’s trying to give Boobalube some competition.

With most Hashers back and tucking into the beer our attention turned to Joylide and Tickler who had not yet returned. Nevertheless, the circle waits for no man, or lady. Spinning Dwarf was given some health advice; beer soothes a smoker’s throat. Turd Burglar Was given some fashion advice; wear something over your underpants. And Codpiece is in need of some relationship advice; don’t bite the hand that…feeds you.

After that, as if by magic, Tickler and Joylide return! A cold beer was handed to them for their valiant efforts. And they had front row seats for the POTW, which was awarded to Constipation for having no clue what was going on and is now perhaps a little better educated on the Bangkok Monday Hash rituals.

The on on on was accompanied with plentiful Leo’s, delicious food, and map-savvy Hashers.