Run:- 2055, 15 May 2023
Location:- Baan Baan Bang Krachao
Hare:- Codpiece

Nice 7km run from Baan Baan Bang Krachao. Immediately into the jungle and through no trespassing signs that freaked the Thai ladies out. A series of klong paths nicely put together. A stretch of dirt at the end to get us home. Hot Lips and Jumpstart were short-cutters due to lack of bathroom facilities. Anyway, nice run with more shiggy than anticipated!

The GM, Always Comes Late, arrived at the start of the Hash after a 23km tune-up. After the run, she took the hare, Codpiece, to task. She attended his Siam Sunday Hash yesterday but he, as the the GM, didn’t show. So sad. His excuse was that he, as Siam Sunday GM, was.....'having lunch' - what a right f*cking tosser! The Hare then was further punished for abusing his partner, No Have Boyfriend (Yet!), who gave us a great dinner in the On On restaurant; Codpiece described this as training!!! The above led to Codpiece being unanimously voted in as 'Prick of the Week' - no surprise there!

It is now relevant to take the task of preventing the illustrious GM from remaining any longer in the dark regarding the Scribe's name (that would be me). Although the GM is always right on the HHH, it must be brought to light that she referred to me as 'Hit Man', when in fact I am '????'. There has been much conjecture, rancor, humor and disgust as to my HHH name over several decades in and amongst Hash circles. A former GM of the Phuket HHH, a Thai national by the name of Lucky Lek, succinctly cleared the air with the following explanation: 'Na in Thai mean the face; Hee mean the female private place; Men mean Not Smell So Good.....so do the math and recognize that this term, is a colloquial figure of speech in the Thai language that has multiple meanings (with many more bad than good!).

Turd Burglar was welcomed back and then chastised for losing half his Hash bag the previous day. We picked up for him tonight. He, a typical tight-arsed Scot, took the high-righteous road, stating that he was owed 10 THB from BH3 and was thus exempt from paying dues to become a member.....Furthermore, he rightly accused Jump Start of touching his prick when she saw that a spider was about to bite him there and did Turd Burglar justice by brushing the arachnid away from his sweat-and-stench-soaked shorts. Jump Start also brought Snake Bite into the circle for carrying and using a 'camera with big appendage' to snap photos on the trail.....yes, well, Jump Start has a right fertile and filthy mind, being a true Hasher!

Duke of Puke, Special Ed, and Hash Hash honorably did the entire trail, unlike their mentor Spinning Dwarf, who found a shorter way home to the beer.

Tickler made it back before dark, so unusual, yet he was typically seen hobbling along the trail in the wrong direction, as is usual. As a returner after some years away, I found this a strange Hash. Ladies were cute, men were ….. never mind.....

The dinner on the river after the circle will make me cum again. It was good and the young lady who supervised it was so nice; the hare doesn’t deserve her. I am single, but since this is anonymous, I have no chance.

In our current 'woker and woker' world, I'd be remiss not to include at least one excerpt from the politically and socially incorrect corner. Just to take the piss and perhaps piss some HHHers off. I'll either be accoladed or shunned (with no further requests to be an impromptu scribe!).....

Q: "Why are only half of the world's male homosexual population born gay?"

A: "Because the other half got sucked into it!" HA HA HA, 555

Another great BMH3 run! Great to return after a multiple-year hiatus.

On On.