Run:- 2060, 19 June 2023
Location:- Chonburi Motorway, Gustavia
Hare:- Klong Dump and Slippery When Wet

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Once upon a time, June 19th 2023, there was a Bangkok Monday Hash-run #2060, organized and hared by Khlong Dump, who was celebrating his sixtieth birthday. The run started at the "Gustavia Cafe," but of course, Georgia "Always Cums Late" lived up to her name and arrived fashionably late, causing a bit of chaos. Ming couldn't help but crack a joke about her poor time management skills, which backfired later, when Georgia pushed her into a Khlong.

As they headed east along the motorway, Steve "Gringo" tripped over a loose shoelace and stumbled into a pile of leaves. Peter "Maverick" couldn't resist teasing him, saying, "Looks like you've found your natural habitat, Steve!". Continuing south along the Banma Khlong river, Ed "Checkless" managed to misplace his wallet. Id "Eat Me" couldn't help but make a playful comment, saying, "Maybe someone thought it was a free buffet, Ed!". Then the pack reached a stone garbage dump, and Nid "Sizzler" accidentally stepped on a squishy, rotten fruit. Piya "Short Change" couldn't help herself and quipped, "Well, that's one way to add some flavor to the run!". From this garbage dump, KC "Boob a Lube" took off in opposite direction of the pack, not to be seen again until after most of the runners finished the trail.

Heading northeast along the Banma Khlong river, the group encountered a group of golfers on the course. Barry "Knockout Neptune" couldn't resist showing off his swing, pretending to hit an imaginary ball with great gusto, much to everyone's amusement. As they reached the backcheck on the golf course parking, Bob "Aunties Bitch" decided to take a shortcut through the bushes and ended up covered in prickly burrs. Ya Ya "City Girl" couldn't help but giggle, saying, "Bob, you've become a walking porcupine!". Things took an unexpected turn when Hazukashii pulled a harriete down the levee. Everyone paused in shock, but Ed "Hazukashii" quickly recovered and exclaimed, "I bet none of you saw that coming! Just adding some excitement to the run!"

Moving through a neighborhood, Peter "Penny Lame" spotted a dog chasing after him. He sprinted with all his might, thinking, "If only I had a penny for every time this happened!" Everyone burst into laughter at his predicament. Just when they thought the run couldn't get any crazier, Hazukashii almost got into a fight with a grumpy gardener who mistook him for a trespasser. Jurgen "Handcream" intervened, saying, "Let's not soil our hands, Hazukashii. We're here for a run, not a brawl!". Heading northeast along the Bung Khlong river, Noah "4x2" accidentally took a wrong turn and ended up lost at the intersection of Soi Pracha Ruam. Bengt "Khlong Dump" couldn't resist teasing him, "Hey, Noah, I thought you had four eyes and two brains!". They continued east along the Rom Klao highway, where they caught sight of a delicious aroma wafting from a Muslim neighborhood. Mayli "Hot Chili" couldn't contain her enthusiasm and exclaimed, "I hope they have some spicy treats for us!"

Heading back north with a check on the Bung Khlong river, the group got caught in a sudden rain shower. Lily "Slippery When Wet" slipped and slid across the wet pavement, prompting John "Tinker" to say, "Looks like you found your natural element, Lily!". As they headed south into the neighborhood, they encountered a lively street market. Ed "Checkless" couldn't resist the temptations and bought everything he saw, much to everyone's amusement. Vichai "The Senator" joked, "Ed, you're single-handedly boosting the local economy!"

The run took them across KrunThep road, and Ya Ya "City Girl" couldn't help but comment, "Finally, a road befitting my urban lifestyle!" They continued south along Soi Krungthep, joking and laughing all the way. Under the ChonBuri highway, they encountered a group of construction workers. Tim "Crash" accidentally bumped into a pile of bricks, causing a small collapse. Eric "Drunkin Donut" chuckled, "Hey, Tim, it's not a crash unless you leave your mark!". Heading west along the ChonBuri Highway, they faced a strong headwind. Peter "Maverick" tried to make a joke, saying, "I guess the wind heard we were coming and wanted to give us a challenge!" It earned him some eye rolls but also a few chuckles.

Finally, they arrived back west at the "Gustavia Cafe" for the on-in. Khlong Dump, the birthday celebrant, proudly distributed free T-shirts to everyone. The GM "Always Cums Late" couldn't resist commenting, "Khlong Dump, I hope these shirts are as long-lasting as your masterly haring skills!".

The circle was formed, hosted by the Religious Advisor KC "Boob a Lube" who skillfully managed the accusations that flew left and right, resulting in hilarious banter and playful arguments. It was all in good fun, and everyone laughed and cheered. To top it all off, Khlong Dump surprised everyone with a free dinner as a gesture of appreciation. Mayli "Hot Chili" couldn't help but exclaim, "Khlong Dump, you're truly spicing up our lives!". And so, the group-run came to an end, leaving behind a trail of funny memories, playful comments, and sore muscles from all the laughter. It was an unforgettable experience that bonded the participants and left them eagerly awaiting the next adventurous run.