Run:- 2073, 18 September 2023
Location:- Pratunam Pier
Hare:- Drunken Donut

An earlier start than usual so we can hop onto the boat for a special boat run! Super eager and excited, a few of the regulars like Boobalube and Spinning Dwarf turn up nice and early, with a few fresher faces like Dripper and Diarrhoea. Newbie Nick turns up ready for the prompt start time and as the clock ticks on and creeps closer to 5:15pm the GM grows concerned.

No hares in sight! An unknown location means we had no choice but wait. Eventually, a flustered Sexy Lashes can be seen on the other side sprinting for our dock to tell us where to go. Luckily for the late Virgin, the hare was simply making sure all were onboard before leaving.

The Hashers stumbled onto the boat only to then be told we had to pay our own fare! Not fair!

We take a rather unnecessary boat ride, thirsty and tiring from the weight of our bags, to a fancy car to drop them off where we were presented with a check to begin the run.

Off the Hashers dashed in all directions until we found a multitude of crossings to take trying to avoid the oncoming traffic. But this wasn’t for long, sure enough we were treated with the winding alleyways of Chinatown, a strip of interesting bars, running through the kitchen of a restaurant, and old temples.

With all the possible turnings the pack stayed together from FRBs to walkers alike. After a sweet 8km or so we finish at the restaurant with the beloved beer truck and its goodies. Oh and the hare! Finally!

Circle time was called and we welcomed back returners Dripper and Drunken Doughnuts, visitor Sexy Lashes, new boot Nick, and the virgin Jaja from Thailand. Our virgin innocently answered the GM’s classic questions, unbeknownst to their more crude connotations. Nick, her friend however, was cackling away enjoying every bit. Splat was also called in for standing in for the Hash flash and not sure where to send the pictures, not realising she was actually married to the man with the know-how.

Despite the hare having many nominations for POTW, virgin Jaja won the vote and was crowned.

A lovely spread of beer, Thai food, and frogs were enjoyed by a 100% Hash attendee on on on! Thank you hare and co-hare for a great and interesting run!