Run:- 2076, 9 October 2023
Location:- Ramindra, Uncle Chu’s
Hare:- Checkless

This evening as a few gathered at Uncle Chu's we had to endure dripping boobs over lactating. Checkless' reputation at this run site preceeded him (he did lose 9 Gm's on one run) and many stayed away. Just 11 turned out even though the forecast showed no rain. Maybe it's also the mosquitoes. As 5:15 approached a sense of worry pervaded. Where was the hare? Just in time Checkless appeared with Hash cash Father Joseph saying he looked like a Vietnamese refugee who has evaded the capitalist Yankee warmongers for the last 40 years.

Lots of dogs - some very persistent, about 6km, as you are so few stay together and help each other, Checkless said. So much for that! Boob and Dripper (so named for his resemblance to the Yorkshire ripper) went off on their own, gaily hand in hand at a check after the rice field. We did call they said. Bollocks shouted everyone! Dripping Dick did admit they did not want to walk back 200m to find the pack. That check screwed everyone up, not enough Hashers to run the check out!

The trail led on a left hand loop around the new Mu Baan that is being built right in the middle of one of our favourite run sites, did the developer not think of us!! The site is a vast mud pond with giant walls being erected. Hopefully there will still be some tracks left for us to use.

A mixture of dense undergrowth, muddy tracks, through a village, then a temple and finally a large lake. And there was more construction building a new access road into the new development. Plenty of paper, Checkless said he used up a whole senator bag of paper so don't you dare complain about lack of marking!

Lactating boobs and his bitch Dripping nose came in at 1 hour, the rest nearly 2 hours after 9.5km of checking. Then in the mosquito darkness a quick circle starting with a ceremony thanking Checkless' Hashing shoes for their fine service, and with a call to the god Ascics the shoes were consigned back into the dense shiggy.

Drinks to many, especially to Ming who was looking for more ball room especially when they hang low and swing about. Then POTW to Dripping syphilitic dick for not keeping control of lactating boobs and disobeying the hare. Then on on on to a tasty meal at uncle Chu's.