Run:- 2078, 23 October 2023
Location:- Chinatown, Samphanthawong
Hare:- Pussy Virus

Pussy Virus Chinatown Live Run!

What can I say when it comes to the usual grand annual event of Pussy Virus’ (PV) live hare Chinatown Hash! After graciously accepting the GM Always Cums Last’s request to do the write up, hopefully I'll do PV’s Hash justice! I’ll also keep this as brief as possible, avoiding Hash names for the most part (more due to lack of brain cells than brevity) and sticking to the high points! Once all gathered at one of PV’s main Chinatown and other Hashers start points, and after Spinning Dwarf begged and harrassed for their Hash run fee, GM welcomed all to BMH3 run number 2078! The circle was then turned over to PV for trail instructions, the gist of which was to please give his sore knees an extra minute or two gain much needed distance on the hungry pack of Hash runners (yes, this request was mainly meant for those fleet footed youngsters like GM and Thom Yum Goong)!

Off ran PV and after a circa 5-7 minute head start, GM called for OnOn! Not surprisingly, RA Boobalube was already half way done by the time the pack took off! The best way to summarize the trail that followed was approximately 6 km of excellent Chinatown back-alley trail thru hit kitchens, markets and many enthusiastic Thais cheering on the crazy Hashers. PV smartly interspersed his beer stops at intervals clearly designed to increase slightly with each leg so as to wear out the pack with beer if not his inhuman speed! . PV treated all to five great beer n booze stops with the fourth bringing an extra smile to Drunkin Donut as the booze stop consisted of great high end Gin cocktails (cinnamon, ginger n more) which ´forced’ DD to break out of his self imposed dry spell! The last stop, another of PV’s fav stops, included great Sapporo draft beer n numerous craft canned beers to boot!

The pack eventually meandered in in various states of inebriation and after some usual BMH3 great snacks (thanks ladies and Beerman) n beers, GM called her circle .

The usual round of Hashers were honored to include visitors (DD’s gf still must live in another country I guess), returners and one key departing Hasher Diarrhea. GM and all obviously roasted or more appropriately in this case spewed praise on the hare PV for another great Chinatown Hash with Spinning Dwarf going so far as to claim it was even PV’s best yet, high praise given the near 20 or so he’s hared.

The circle was turned over to backup RA 4X2 as Boobalube was incapacitated for some reason and 4X2 proceeded to razz many a Hasher, this Hasher included. Numerous charges were also levied by other Hashers and eventually 4X2 called for nominees for Prick of the Week!! Even though several others nominated some decent candidates, when DD’s girlfriend made the rare, but often not too intelligent mistake of nominating, the GM for prick of the week nominations were closed and 4by2 happily bestowed the owner and did his girlfriend with PV gloriously offering to stand in to finish off the remainder of the beer after the winner was properly toasted!

GM closed the circle and PV directed all to a great closeby Chinese resto with much beer n grub n better yet, even more PV generosity with him picking up the entire bill!!

All I can end with is "PV for President ". We love ya bro!