Run:- 2082, 20 November 2023
Location:- Ratchathewi, Hua Chang
Hare:-Always Cums Last

An easy location to get to for the ex-GM Walk. This didn't stop Boob-a-lube from almost being late and enduring the shame of turning up after 4x2 and Shaggy with Tinker turning up early enough to drink a whole Leo (after everyone refused to share it with him).

It was a large turnout with visitors from Myanmar, the US and Europe (scratch that, the Hasher came from the UK which is the 8th continent and desperately trying to become earth's first exoplanet on account of Brexit not being hard enough).

Codpiece was the stand-in Hash Cash however he hasn't skimmed any money from the kitty YET and so couldn't afford a pen and paper to write down who had paid. His management skills quickly came out as he handed sex-retary duties to 4x2 (if Noah is going to do that again please make sure your belt size dress is at least red)

Just as we were about to leave, Nigerian turned up. Apparently he'd had a hard day scamming people on the Internet

The Meander quickly took off with a stomp along a khlong. KC short cut a section but later told everyone he'd done the whole Trail. In his defence, Ten and all the other FRB put in an extra long, totally unnecessary section (more on that later).

Always Cums Last generally did a good job of laying the Route albeit in yellow paper (presumably her school had run out of the white variety).

The key people (GM Maverick to be precise and being the Lord of Monday H3 should now be referred to in 3rd person plural like we do for all royalty) became confused along the High Speed Railway Line probably due to the numerous shinkansen flying past at 500 km/h but more likely due to the lack of markings.

God's Man and his two disciples (one British and 1 Merican sex tourist) were sent out to find markings but failed.

By Royal Decree the gallop route was corrected which is why the FRBs did an unnecessary loop.

The Pack all returned for what was surely the best ever Circle led by GM Maverick and it was of no surprise that when we returned the Hare was busy on her computer looking for a new job.

ONON to the next Stroll