Run:- 2099, 18 March 2024
Location:- Nonthaburi, next to the Royal Irrigation Department
Hare:- Ladyboy assisted by Boobalube

Note from the GM. Checkless was keen to do this week's write-up so he could write pages about colonic irrigation. To spare you this I persuaded another anonymous scribe to do the write-up. OnOn.

The start point at the ass-end of the Royal Irrigation Dept. was a first for me. This massive government complex has something to do with "water". Arriving at the A-site 30 minutes prior to the on-out, it appeared that the entire pack would be less than 6 hounds. However @ 17:15hrs a total of 12 hounds hit the trail without any harriettes in the pack! Just prior to departure, co-hare Boob-a-Lube described the trail as 2km of really nice track in the beginning, then 3km of mediocre trail in the middle and culminating with some 2km of trail on-in.

After 800m out, totally on concrete, the trail passes through a very small hole in the wall and onto 10m of dirt. Can't wait to get to the nice part of the beginning trail! But no! It is immediately onto a concrete trail along Klong Bang Talat. At 1.2km I find Checkless limping back along the trail to the A-site with an injured Achilles tendon. Another front runner down! At 1.6km I run into Tinker returning to the A-site claiming that this klong path continues another 1.5km all the way back to Tiwanon Rd with no other way off! About 200m after the Tinker encounter the trail did exit to the right onto Siethon Niwit 24, far short of Tiwanon Rd. as predicted by Tinker!. Now this road seemed familiar! But in a few meters shreddie evaporated. However, that Italian sense of "I have been here before" callled Dago Vu empowered me to continue straight ahead.

Shreddie then magically appears again! This is supposed to be the shitty part of the trail, but it's no different than the beginning, definitely no worse. Now I am on Sanambinnam Rd and 5km into the trail, things should be improving for that delightful 2km on-in.....but it is not! Just monotonous hard-ss concrete. It is dark and I am navigating back using celestial coordinates. And then, shazam, chalk arrows appear out of nowhere! I was able to follow these marks back to the A-site never crossing paths with another Hasher! True to the predictions of the hares, I clocked 6.9km for the entire trail.

GM Maverick called the circle to order. First to be honored were the Hares Lazyboy and Boob-a-Loob. The general consensus of the pack was that the trail was good, particularly considering the venue! Leavers Dripper and Grannies Tits were ordered to drink for their inconsistent support of BMH3.

The circle was then turned over to the 1st string RA Codpiece who immediately accosted the hares with inconsistent trail marking which was very true. Just about this time latecomer "Nigerian" was rewarded with a down-down for his continued "tardy" habits. The RA then asked for the hounds that shorted the trail to get in the middle. It was hard to believe that 2/3rds of the pack admitted to this sin including Codpiece, Cums-in-spurts, Spinning Dwarf and the GM himself!

Then he moved onto Spinning Dwarf for claiming to have Hashed from this location 30 years ago and not remembering a single part of the trail. Prick of the Week was given but I don't know who got it. I was so exhausted being one of 4 people to finish the entire trail!

After announcements the on-after was held at Siri Riva restaurant where good food and beverages were consumed including wine from the Senator and Pink Panther and Black Cock courtesy of Lotus

On-On to Run 2100