Run:- 2109, 27 May 2024
Location:- Pakkret, Wat Toei
Hare:- 'Tom Yum' Gung

It all started with a bit of arm-twisting, as ACL pressured Handcream to run to the run site with her. As always, ACL's persuasive powers were unmatched, and soon Handcream was trotting alongside her, despite his initial reluctance. Unfortunately, his enthusiasm was short-lived. A mere 200 meters into the run, Handcream was already down, exhaustion claiming him before the real adventure even began.

The run itself was a scenic and fun route, winding along various khlongs and traversing open dirt areas. The paper trail was scattered veering left and right as if the Hare and Co-Hare had been bickering the entire way. Some speculated that Boobalube, ever the peace-seeker, might have been trying to simply get some peace and quiet.

Adding to the mayhem, checks were quickly solved by some notorious short-cutting bastards. They were too eager to take the easy way out, leaving the rest of us to navigate the trail. To spice things up, there was an encounter with an aggressive dog. However, Handcream proved his valor (or perhaps his recklessness) by kicking the dog in the face, ensuring it wouldn't bother the other Hashers.

As the run concluded and the circle convened, the shenanigans continued. The ex-GM was called in for making some dubious RA choices. Meanwhile, Tom Yum Gung was caught on Tinder, perhaps having spent one too many hours with her husband. The return of Ladyboy was met with mixed reactions, especially since he was notably lacking in proper Hash gear.

True to form, Nigerian lived up to his reputation by arriving on "Nigerian time," fashionably late as always. Bullit and Checkless were also spotlighted, having been caught adjusting their bits in the temple—a sacred space, no less!

When it came time to name the Prick of the Week, the honor went to Handcream. His misguided attempt to compete with a 26-year-old and his questionable handling of the canine encounter earned him this dubious distinction.

Despite the chaos, the evening ended on a high note. Everyone relished a delicious meal and indulged in an abundance of beer, wine, and the ever-popular black cock.

Another unforgettable Hash run in the books, filled with laughter, camaraderie, and the kind of madness only the Hash House Harriers can deliver.

On-On!

(Great write up thx to CHAT GPT)!