Run:- 2112, 17 June 2024
Location:- Chonburi M'way, Gustavia
Hare:- The Senator

Two write-ups this week...

A good time was had by all!

The Trail: an anticlockwise route in a familiar area with a combination of roads, klong paths, some soft and mostly hard - with the trail passing though the golf course, where the good people relax and spend their corruption money. The Hare said it was 6.20 km to those that stayed on paper. No beer stops this week.... There were some who chose a shorter version ie SCB's as always, not difficult in this familiar area and some like the Nigerian, who did 2km extra, or so he claimed. LCB's ?

The circle: RA Codpiece in attendance, visitors Constant Disappointment, GM of Nha Trang Hash and Chalisa, daughter of Mr. Codpiece. There was a returner, David who forgot how to do the down down sequence and had to be tutored. Some boisterous behaviour, then nominations for POW. It proved to be a closely fought contest, with Chalisa the winner.

The ON ON ON was very well attended: great food mixed Thai and Italian style sponsored by The Senator 100 baht for ladies and 200 baht for men. Grumpy Casey said in this day and age women and men should be judged equally, said ladies drank more than most of us.... Visiting and noisy GM visitor, did not disappoint being the obvious exception. The venue is excellent both for opportunities for good trails and service in the restaurant. Finally. A big thanks to the Senator for an excellent evening!

And the other one...

It was a Monday; the sun was going down, and the Hashers were turning up. We gathered for the GM to introduce us all to the run, the hare stepped in and claimed a run of no further and no less than 6.2km of tapioca flour and paper. Off we set down the main road dodging cars before claiming the tranquil streets beside it. As we head left to a check, Boobalube turns right with an all-knowing grin. We soon followed behind panting behind. An enjoyable run meandering through the streets and khlong paths. Some Hashers found it even more enjoyable after stopping to purchase some smoke sticks and hydrating beer. After exactly 1 hour and 6.2km the Hashers returned.

Snacks were laid for all to feast on, and beer in its plentiful to wash it all down. A little tomfoolery was occurring in the form of a disappearing and then reappearing camp chair belonging to the RA. The Hash piss also tried his own disappearing act by hiding cheese between salami slices. Many of the group tried something similar by hiding beer in their bellies!

The circle began and Spinning Dwarf was called in for polluting the air, the two youngest were match made with the two oldest, and there were a few other down downs but nothing significant enough for my memory - sorry. Alas, time for POTW. ACL was nominated for not giving up her chair for the elders, Peter Hayter for not listening (further exemplified by then asking why he was nominated), the visitor for stealing the RA’s chair, and finally the RA’s daughter for…..well actually it didn’t really matter it was an easy choice. Can’t imagine how awkward the drive home was for the father seeing his daughter sport a giant penis but I’m not sure it’s considered classic father-daughter bonding.

Onwards we stumbled into a feast of pizza, pasta, and Thai food, accompanied by an abundance of wine. Wow so much wine! Many people thanked the hare and left for home. A few Hashers went on to W district and might still be there partying.

Thank you hare! On-on