Bangkok Monday Hash House Harriers
Last updated: 13 June, 2011
Run no:- 1471
Date:- 30 May 2011
Location:- Koh Kret
Hare:- Joylide
Khun Tim set an unusual Ko Kret run. Rather than the standard clockwise or counter clockwise concrete loop, we actually went into the wilds off concrete.
True to Tim’s tradition of not doing a reccie, the run was a complete cockup. I arrived 15 minutes late and encountered the hare on her on-in, even though it was my on out. I was following paper and she said to me, "don’t go that way (the way the paper went) it doesn’t go anywhere, just a fucked up loop". Worrying that I may not get enough of a run in, I and Pussy Virus decided to go see how fucked up it was….turns out it was fucked up. We waded through armpit deep streams and through long grass.
On the upside, we saw a really beautiful part of the island that we had never seen before. We later encountered Drunken Donut, who had arrived even later than us. After our travels through the river and grass, we encouraged Eric to continue on so he could enjoy the same experience as we. I’m sure he was grateful. Speaking of Eric, he was sporting some sporting new shoes. Half way to Ko Kret, Eric called me, “hey do you have an extra pair of shoes? I lost mine”. Alas, I only bring a single pair of runners. He called around and was told to get stuffed by British people and then stopped to buy himself a new pair.
We arrived back to the restaurant just before the heavens opened and then enjoyed a good hard downpour with which to cool down and wash the sweat off.
The circle was finally called by our GM and we even had a Laos visitor named “Smithers” or something to do the RA work. A fine job he did too up until the prick of the week festivities. As he was belittling people, quoting Wikipedia and generally abusing people, he was put at a loss for words. Our intrepid hare of the day shut Slater the fuck up. What she said does not meet the high standards set for this document so you’ll just have to ask somebody. At any rate after Ian wordlessly wondered around 2 complete circles of the circle, the GM came and used his GMly power to kick everybody out of the circle and made Slater the POTW. To the cheering of all.