Run:- 2146, 10 February 2025
Location:- Bangsue, Station Saep Nua
Hare:- Retard

Lead hare Retard… co conspirator Tinker, what could go wrong. It’s a unique trail the hares said… go that way, enjoy the village. Spinning Dwarf, Boob, Mijo Slut, Maverick, No Good Boyo and Splat set out in hot pursuit of the already departed Ambrose. A clockwise loop took us to the edge of the railroad opposite Bang Sue Station. Here the hares cleverly had a check under a car. 10 minutes to find the check, another 10 minutes to sort it out. The first casualty was Splat who went back to the start to do aerobics.

Around the big station we went, soon joined by late coming Osama. Spinning Dwarf and Osama led us around the lake, Boob and Mijo Slut followed. No Good Boyo and Maverick ignored the pretty lake and decided to just circle the station and go back to the beer truck. Now there were only 4 left.

We headed south of the station, a meandering route of dirt roads, trails and roads. 4 plus km still heading away from home the GM said he had to bail to get back and prepare for the circle.

6km still going away from home and we find Tinker and Short Shorts handing out train tickets to get us back to Bang Sue! I didn’t see Short Shorts on the sign in roster hmmmm.

Mijo, Osama, Boob n Tinker take the train then run in from Bang Sue. What do we find, non trail runners Virginia Slim, Hash Hash, Turtle Head and some anonymous girl cleaning up the snacks and beer!

The circle commenced…GM says if you hares told us it was a to b and there was a beer stop maybe I’d have got there! Retard says Tinker swore me to secrecy, Tinker says nooo I told you to tell them. GM says your fault Retardant, you’re the hare!

We recognized some returners Slime, Osama, No Good Boyo, Hash Hash and Mijo Slut. BMH3 beer mugs were awarded to Hash Hash for completing 500 runs and the GM for 1300 runs. And a belated birthday down down for Ambrose who turned 87 years young last week. After a few more charges Tinker was awarded Prick of the Week for insubordination as a co hare.

Then it was on to the usual super dinner at the very popular Isarn Restaurant!

Thank you Short Shorts for supervising these two idiot hares for a unique run! On on!!